What recruiter wouldn’t want an armed yokel playing soldier outside of his door? I’ll bet all of those Moms and Dads bringing their kids down for an introductory chat with the recruiter are going to feel like the military is just the sort of career they want for their beloved spawn.
Go away, gents.
If you really want to help, go into the office and take the oath.
If they won’t let you, there’s a reason.